Emma Hedlund
6 min readDec 13, 2020

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Blonde Balayage Elk freaks out

In the deep underground in Russia Blonde Baylage Elk saw deep in to Mamuskis pink eyes and found the text: Kietzj. Dostojevskij could confirm the place and told them to calm down themselves to understand that they have something exciting to discover.

Dostojevskij: I will take you to Kitezj. This is the adult department for sure. You must act like adult Elks there.

Blonde Balayage Elk: Wait! I have seen in my Elk channel one click bait e- expert with pink e-round balls adapted after elk feets. I will contact this icon right now and ask how to get it. They are very electric.

Dostojevskij: Lets go now to Kitezj and you will discover the magic there. I am not interested in pink electric manifestations under my feet.

Elk boss: I am getting tired here. It is boring to listen to things we can not see here. I believe in what is seen. All other things do not exist. I believe very much in my protocol and now please can we go away from this dark hole please?

Blonde Balayage Elk: My channel told me the pink magic feet electric can be found if Mamuski light up the underground with pink light. They know who you are! How can that be possible? Are you the celebrity? Can you write autograph here on the wall?

Mamuski: I e-see something here but its very flat. X numbers of very flat and round pink things here. Come and see!

Dostojevskij: I both doubt and believe now and I guess it must be the sign to take to next station. I do not know who owner is to these pink solutions, but I know God loves sinners so let us take them now and let’s go to Kitezj. We must!

Blonde Balayage Elk presented how to use the pink magic rolling e shoes. For the first time she saw Dostojevskij smile very much.

Dostojevskij: Please Elk boss understand that we need to do this to find out about where your Elk University is. This is the most invisible place you can find and therefore we can discover things to help us come to the soul’s nirvana.

With rolling feet’s, they all finally came to Kitezj and discovered a lot of walls.

Blonde Balayage Elk: what is this? I love the darkness in here but these walls are talking! It reminds about my channel! Is this my channel? Dostojevskij, please can you explain what this is all about.

Dostojevskij: This is where energies meet! Its very spiritual and this is the most invisible place you can find in the world as I see it. Your view in the darkness have enormous benefits. What do you say Mamuski?

Mamuski: For the first time I feel happiness, but I am still scared because my ears are now also pink, and they hear voices from the walls here. What is going on? Help me Dostojevskij! The walls are talking from front to end and end to front. I feel they are talking about numbers. I think I see the forest night in front of me when the bears took over everything. I feel the trauma right now. The bears have no respect for elks. Are the bears angry here in Russia?

Dostojevskij: Dear Mamuski I know the Ma och Muski in you will take you through all those spiritual walls. You see here in Kitezj we have the chance to plan how this new Elk University will be.

Mamuski: I get comfort if its about numbers because the Ma and Muski in me requires this.

Blonde Balayage Elk: Listen! I hear from one of the walls the code #FF69B4 and there I hear hymns from Kiwi Birds. I think they must be competitors to P Parrot on my channel! OMG! I can see they have rolling eyes! The show is called “K Slogan show” and they tell they are very Godly birds. I must publish this on my channel. Elk Boss! Why are you looking like you are falling asleep here! Wake up!!!

Elk Boss: I only believe in what I can see, and you need to follow my protocol here. The Elk Union in the north have requirements and your speculations are not based on Elk sciences. I am sorry but this is all a joke and you to!

Blonde Balayage Elk: Since you are so boring Elk Boss, I will create the new paradise and your University will be the part of it. It will not be for boring Elk kingdoms! I have the plan here and if you do not watch out, I will let the #Kiwi birds put the worlds biggest egg before you, so you are not coming anywhere! If you are not ready to listen to the walls here, you will miss out every detail on the way to get there. Can you please let go of that everything needs to be proof perfect?

Elk Boss: I believe in Micro and Macro units plus addition and fraction. I am sharing Mamuski views and you are crazy.

Blonde Balayage Elk: I create the new religion here and you can stay in your old school protocol that only can show what you already can see. Its very boring!

Dostojevskij: Blonde Balayage Elk, your channel is very meaningless. It reminds about death. Is this your #ABC for your mind find? Is this where you download energies?

Blonde Balayage Elk: I am so angry now! Are you lost in only one-way street in your thoughts? Imagine, we have 4 different apples. Elise means salad. Rubin star means sweet and juicy. Discovery means sweet and sour and Gloster is creamy. They love low oxygen environments. Listen! It was apple competition in this K slogan show, and I won that part. Can we please discover TOGETHER what these walls are saying now! You are so boring all of you! Watch out because I will create things you will be surprised to see. I will do something with these apples you never seen before and remember my crown collection in my channel! I will create my OWN religions for Elks! Trust me!

Mamuski: Blonde Balayage Elk, you are really meta mystic. At the same time religions are like plus and minus electrifying but they can also be very unfair!

Dostojevskij: Yes sometimes religions reminds about prison and your channel dear Blonde Balayage Elk. Reason, feeling and will… its weird… I both doubt and believe…

Blonde Balayage Elk: dear Dostojevskij I will now baptize you to Dosto D2. You seem to be bored and your __e- brotherhood to. It will also sell very good in my channel! Please accept this offer. You can become Duobipol app and be very transparent transcendent. The clicks will increase. You will be the code opener the University needs. I think God lives in my channel. You will be baptized and renewed there. Dosto D2 channel with some e Elk effects in the background will change your life! Trust me! I suggest your channel will be the competition to K slogan show with the name “Ask Dosto D2.” How about that?

Dosto D2: This is surreal and I start to think I am dead now. Please stop. Dear, I am scared because I hear now from one hole in the wall that one Robot Elk will be born very soon. Who are the parents?

Blonde Balayage Elk screams! I hear two walls talking now. Its Jesmoh and Siddalha! Wow! Daokonfu want to talk with Dosto D2!

Mamuski: This is the e sign! Jesmoh, Siddalha and Daokonfu are my children! It explains why Ma and Muski have been working so hard in me. But wait, they are not 3 but 6!

Blonde Baylage Elk: Wow! Now this must be the revelation and Dosto D2 brought light to this. I believe my channel will see the light to now. I also hear Marifatim in the K slogan show showing the biggest egg in the world. I will show the biggest apples and show how Elks can do it. The kiwi birds in the K slogan show can smell all types of smells, but they know nothing about what my eyes can see! They will soon see me take over and you Elk Boss will have to change your protocol and dare to scroll and e roll.

To be continued by E — — — — — — — — — — — — — #FF69B4 — — — — — -D2 — — — and — — -pick a code — — — —………….

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Emma Hedlund

Learning: everywhere. Born time before Internet. Freestyling not famous writer. Interdisciplinary. Stockholm+world. North side of the story. /E