Blonde Elk and Dostojevskij
Somewhere in the other e subway in the cold north the elk boss found one old friend. It was the blonde famous Instagram e baylage blonde very bouncy hair Elk with 2 million Elk followers making noise. She was screaming at Mamuski who got afraid and tried to run away.
Mamuski: “I am divided and right now I feel plus and minus cramps. I feel like the Alien.I can´t concentrate on anything now.
Elk boss: “I know who you are and I am one of your followers.”
Blonde baylage Elk: “Do you think you are the human being? You act like you are not updated in the latest news.”
Elk boss: “I need to go back to my University and see if I find the smell I need to find the code and open the door. All human beings are no longer on earth. I need the team to build the new earth.”
Mamuski: “I am seeking for the secret code to get access to the new life. Can you please help me because Elk boss thinks he owns it. If I can give him the smell he can smell then I will get the secret code.”
Blonde baylage elk: “Really, I create Elk crown accessories. I have created my own elk crown accessories business. What elk university? Are you the alien? I have one really good friend I think you both should meet! I know the jury for the digital elk kingdom and they can judge if you are qualified or not to get the code to the digital kingdom? Are you ready to be in the competition? The more points you get the more medals and secret codes you get. Are you in our out? Who is ready to meet Dostojevskij the only human being alive now as risen from the dead.”
Mamuski: “You scare me right now. I have to deal with plus and minus and the alien lives in me now. I have panic! Please help me out. Anxiety is knocking me down and you have to hold me. I am so scared. The Ma in me is crazy and Muski is moving away from me. Muski want to take me away from earth. Do I have to choose? I love them both and the more they fight the more anxiety. Where is my psychotherapist?”
Blonde Baylage elk: “I have one super idea! We can all go and meet Dostojevskij because I am sure he knows all about codes. He is the gamer we need and loves to be in basements. How about that? We need to swim to Moskva since no e cars or e subways work. If we do it at midnight it will work out! Trust me! I will also publish this to my followers and you must wear my accessories. Deal or no deal?”
Elk boss: “I say yes to this e agreement and I know I have my elk e board with me. They back me up from the biggest forest in the north! The colder the forest the better. I think Moska is therefore the most exciting trip we can do as elks. What do you think Mamuski?”
After a cuple of days elk boss, blonde baylage elk and Mamuski finally reached Moskva. Blonde baylage elk was so excited and held the camera with help of her head. She took photos and also with help of photoshop. Now the numbers of followers reached 211 million elk followers and they also pre ordered all her latest e crown products.
Soon they found the basement in the central Moskva with the name “the risen Dostojevskij.” The blonde baylage elk knocked on the big golden door with her big hand. Dostojevskij opened the door and went very happy.
Dostojevskij: “I am very happy to see you. It was a long time ago since I met you blonde baylage elk. How are you doing and I see you have two friends with you. Welcome to my basement!”
Blonde baylage elk: “You see three friends here but we are actually four because my friend Mamuski is divded.”
Mamuski: “Please be careful because my anxiety level is very high now.”
Dostojevskij: “Don´t worry Mamuski. I know how you feel because I am there to but I feel totally alone in it. Maybe it´s good to have both Ma and Muski in you. I wish I had that. Welcome to my basement and make yourself at home here. I have a lot of games. Do you want to try them? Since I have risen from the death condition I cross boarders.”
Elk boss: “It sound so exciting! Maybe you can help me find the secret digital code I need to open my elk university?
Dostojevskij: “I can try to help you. Do you know what bravery is? It´s exactly what you are doing now and I am very happy find four friends since I have been so lonely here in the basement. Before it was human life on earth they called me criminal.”
Mamuski: “I think my anxiety level is lower now thanks to you says the Muski in me. The Ma in me says I must be more careful.
Dostojevskij found the mountain of cartons and told blonde baylage elk to take some photos of them. They decided to play with numbers and suddenly blonde baylage got the notification with the number from unknown follower.
Blonde baylage elk: “Look! I have got the notification and there is one anonymous elk writing to me. The account says it can be somewhere hidden in your basement.”
Dostojevskij: “I have made one e book lately here and protect it with secret codes. Do you think there is one of those codes going to your e Elk university? I want to see that university to! The trouble is that somebody in history has translated all my books to 170 different languages and it´s hard to find the code that I created when there was human life. But wait! I must seek for the old notes I lost somewhere along the way.”
In the basement they found the secret map that could mean the breakthrough for the lost humanity.
To be continued… by E….mma
