Emma Hedlund
4 min readDec 31, 2021

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The channel light nirvana (the end)

It was the end of the year and Dostojevskij was very tired but felt compassion for Blonde Balayage Elk. Dostojevskij knew how to build things like the engineers and one idea came through in the underground while Elk boss was doing administration for the board group. The Elk board group wanted to sue Elk boss very much. It was time to write the end of the story of the board group now since the meeting with Dostojevskij created new ways.

Mamuski was stressed and the contractions was very tough. Blonde Bayalaye Elk offered help in all types of ways, but Mamuski screamed all the time.

Blonde Bayalage Elk: I have one idea! I will use my pink eyes and they are also connected to one algorithm that Dostojevskij have. The secret prescription! Your baby will be so happy to come out and I can be the greatest Elk godmother. Are you ready? When your baby is out, I promise to let the light from the forest in the darkness come out.

Mamusiki: Can you read the Elk code for me so I can calm down. Ma and Muski making the turn and now the little mix is out! Please help them both. They are spinning around now.

Blonde Bayalage Elk: This is so exciting! Dostojevskij! We will bring this exciting baby to our newborn University where only the curious are welcome! We need that baby to create our experiments there. I know babies understands Elks very good. The human adult beings don’t. They take our trees! They take our spaces away and spit out “shit “in the air. No apple pie can be eaten there. I know your baby will love our special apple pies. Let’s see! I can even fix one digital diaper that only E babies have access to. Wait until human beings knows this. They going to go crazy!

Mamuski: I feel it coming! Baby is out now! What a relief! Finally, I can relax! Give me your code! How about Hertz and the name of the University will be “the fourth eye”? Ma is very happy. Finally, I feel Ma och Muski are like the Union from the north they never knew about before. The problem is I do not live there so you Elks must show the way forward.

Blonde Bayalaye Elk: That will be the success to the slogan show! I will bring my Elk accessories to the show.

Dostojevskij: The school times was not fun at all. The only thing I loved was engineering and writing. I love the idea of the whole thing and let’s go to the finest forest in Sankt Petersburg! I was together with many mystical people to get the best ideas. I tell you if you don’t meet mystical people the world would be very BORING. People always thought I was dangerous and yet they got my books. Isn’t that very weird? Now I suggest the name Lem but its better to not define any name. That can be very interesting.

Elk Boss: I have one better idea. We can during night take ourselves to Sankt Petersburg instead. That will be also a gift to our dear friend Dostojevskij.

Blonde Bayalaye Elk: I know I will die very soon since I am 25 in a few days and that also includes my media stations. I want to give my accessories to the newborn baby. You mean so much to me and all our adventures have made me to the happy Elk. Before I die, I want to see our university and the time goes fast. I count on Dostojevskij to show us the way.

Mamuski: I never knew this (with discrete tears falling). You have made me less alone in the worst and best times. Ma och Muski is now in the union, and I have never felt that before. Ailens were watching over us well. JesMoha sent them. Fatmariam sent some magic stars out so I could se codes more clearly.

As soon as the night came, they went to Sankt Petersburg. They found one secret forest. Elk boss was so happy since there was a lot of good food there. Its was a lot of rice there and #trees to scratch on.

Dostojevskij presented the new secret building with the name: “The fourth eye.” When the Elks was sleeping, he did the text on the building. The building he found through his secret network from the underground. He took them all into the building. There were different rooms with experiments and under its was secret underground for those who could understand coded Elk language to avoid polarization. To come in you need to know the code to each floor. The best code goes to the highest floor: M≤qn∑⌊d−1

Blonde Bayalaye Elk: I know! Its must be contradiction! That us! You Mamuski can be the symbol or sign in this case. It’s the energy! Now we have the right code!

A big surprise came into the building! It was the slogan show. Slogan himself started to make the scene to interview them all. This was the worlds first University made with this magic code! Slogan told he has traveled and search much to find them. He heard about them in the media channels and saw how many likes Blonde Bayalaye Elk got. He told he likes codes and could start to work in the university.

Slogan: I can help you with my tricks how to make the big deal online. Say something that people don’t like to talk about (something coded).

Blonde Bayalaye Elk presented the team and her products, and all the #likes. Elk Boss got some new Elk friends in Russia and a new position in the University.

Blonde Bayalaye Elk: since we live in the dark times in the forest this time of the day, I can blow you with pink eyes so you can see how exciting underground can be. Wait, I feel my heart has lost the rhythm now. Its time for me to fall asleep deep. May my dear godchild be safe and let the fourth eye guide you #forward.

The end…from the north union…

Kindly from E

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Emma Hedlund

Learning: everywhere. Born time before Internet. Freestyling not famous writer. Interdisciplinary. Stockholm+world. North side of the story. /E